The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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