Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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