This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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