It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
