I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize