We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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