now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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