She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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