you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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