Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I wear drunk well.
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