its not stalking. its research.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
