Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and she was petting her beer can
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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