This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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