"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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