I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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