and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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