Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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