There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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