ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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