If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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