I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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