Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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