I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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