It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
