No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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