this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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