Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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