That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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