ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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