i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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