My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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