Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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