I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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