He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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