using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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