The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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