yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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