My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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