Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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