so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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