Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This house was built for laser tag.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
