But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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