508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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