Is it normal to miss your booty call?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize