i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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