I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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