Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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