I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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