I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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