His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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