quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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