Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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