Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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