i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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