So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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