kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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