We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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