i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
