i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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