she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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